One Crappy RPG for Kids

Last Sunday I ran a game of Kids, Castles, & Caves for my family. This is a very simple RPG that focuses on delivering a simple fantasy setting with rules that a young child can understand. It only uses a d6, and character classes and races are inseparable. It has a feel that is very similar to Basic D&D.

I have two issues with the game. The first is a matter of taste. The artwork is just plain bad. My eight year old daughter looked at the cover of children in the roles of a halfling, knight, and fairy and promptly declared “They look freaky!” She is right. They do look freaky, but that is forgivable because the cover has a childlike quality to it. It fits with the intention of the game.

The inside artwork though is this 3D computer model crap that so many publishers go with in order to make a product cheap. Not inexpensive, but cheap. I appreciate inexpensive, but I do not like cheap and there is a difference. I would have loved to have seen drawings done by kids for the artwork. A wizard sketched in crayon, or a dragon done in marker would have really captured the essence of the game. Instead it has these crappy and soulless 3D models.

But the part of the game that really irks me is that there is character a class/race for fairies. Fairies are small, can fly with their wings, turn invisible at will, and will not fight but instead put monsters to sleep with their magic wands. Awesome! Not all of the PC classes/races are about the use of violence as their sole means for defeating monsters! As a parent I really like that.

There is just one catch: Fairies can only be girls. Now there is no rule that says fairies can only be played by girls, but that is not what bothers me about this description. What bothers me about it is that it creates an association between one’s sex and one’s role. My little ones (one girl and one boy) are being told by this game that girls do not fight. To a certain extent they are being told that girls use trickery and deceit in order to deal with conflicts based upon the powers of the fairies.

That is bullshit!

Maybe I am just getting old, but this is the kind of crap that makes me want to keep my daughter away from RPGs. No way am I running the game with that rule! In fact, I am making it a point to have strong warrior women and feminine caretaker men in the gameworld. You can bet your ass that there will be boy fairies in the game, and I will not tolerate any cheap shots at that statement if you are inclined to comment on it in that way.

Granted the game only costs me five dollars for the PDF, but I cannot recommend this game to parents. It is poorly done, and in my opinion sexist. A good editor and a revision would salvage it, and I hope that the publisher looks at the overall product with a keen eye towards improving it. The game is very simple and easy for kids to learn, but that does not mean that kids should learn the unintended lessons it teaches: Cut corners on your work by doing things cheap, and girls should not fight.

Ugh!